The fans... oh, let's hear it for the groupies! Their posts to AOL message boards regarding their favorite crooner were meant to show support for the boy... but really, they just made me laugh. No matter what your feelings are about Jon Peter Lewis, you've got to admit, these people are some of the funnest you'll ever know...
(Note: Comments have been edited for font and color but not for spelling or other errors caused by ignorance. Also, my replies to the comments are in italics.)
omg i was like so sad that he was voted off john stevens shodve ben off he was like twice as bad as him i was like cryin lol cuz he got off
Me: Your best defense for this guy is that at least he was only HALF as BAD as your least favorite person? Yeah, you sell it, girl.
I Agree... JPL WAS Quiet The Elvis Last Night. He has been enjoyed be everyone in LAS VEGAS.... JPL Should And Could Make It. George Huff Was VERY VERY Off Pitch
Me: It must be difficult trying to decide which words to capitalize and which not to.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE IS GONE!!!! HE WILL BE SOMETHING AT SOME POINT!
Me: I'm glad he will be something at some point. That's so much better than being nothing at some point or being something at no point or...
IM SORRY U GOT VOTED OFF JPL, I REALLY ANJOYED YOUR PRAFORMANCES AND YOUR CRAZY DANCING ALTHOUGH U GOT VOTED OFF WE ALL STILL LUV U. YOU STILL LIVE IN MY MEMORY I CRIED WHEN U GOT VOTED OFF.I COULDNT BELIVE U GOT VOTED OFF IM SAD WRITING THIS LETTER HEY LOOK AT IT THIS WAY YOU HAVE PROBABLY CHANGED MILLIONS OF LIVES TAGHT THEN TO BE GOOD AND HAVE A GOOD HEART.U WERE AN INSPARATION TO ALL OF US THANK U.
Me: Fascinating.
Jon can park his shoes under my bed any time (24/7) he wants to!
Me: 24/7 means the same thing as "any time"? Who knew?
Look if you dont like JPL then why are you posting? huh? oo i know you guys are jelous becuzz he got the good looks & a ok voice. So all of ya'll who saii oo he sucks on these message boards then u better go to another one becuzz dis is for JPL fans only!
Me: Ooh, fact. I am exteremely jelous of his "OK voice." I'd give anything to sing as OK as he does! Thank you for showing me my true inner feelings. I will slink away and visit the JPL hate boards now.
If William Hung can sell 40,000 albums and be #34 on the album charts than so can JPL. He might be out of the competition but that doesn't mean we will never see him again.
Me: I don't think there's a doubt in anyone's mind that Jon could be #34. #33, even. Hell, I'll be generous, #32!
I don't get why all you people are so snippy about it. Jon Peter is the awesom-est ((--absolutely "scrumtrilescent"-- i say this because he reminds me of will ferrell-- who's awesome.)) He's not like everyone else out there, which is way cool. I mean, no one else is original. He is. That's awesome. Plus, hello, he's the best dancer in the universe. Anyways, you just shouldn't be mean to him, or anyone, for that matter. Especially not Jon Peter. He's too cool. Well, Have a jessica day!! Be yourself and don't forget to smile!!
Me: Winner: most frequent use of the word "awesome." Meanwhile, she just pissed off some dancing aliens somewhere.
futrmd u prolly can sing ne better than red there! jpl is 50 times better then red and jennifer hudson! ur just 2 stupid 2 admit it!
Me: Huh?
JPL IS THE 2 BEST SINGER IF NOT THE BEST ONE. YOU KNOW HES CUTE BUT YOU GET REAL HES IN THE TOP 2. WERE NOT JUST VOTING FOR HIM CAUSE HES CUTE AMERICA WERE VOTING FOR HIM CAUSE HES A GOOD SINGER OH MY BAD HES NOT GOOD HES GREAT. IF YOU THINK JPL IS A BAD SINGER RAISE YOUR HAND AND THEN SLAP YOUR SELF WITH IT. JUST TO GET SOME OF THAT WAX OUT OF THERE AND KNOCK SOME SCENCE INTO YOUR HEAD. NOT TO HURT YOUR SELF BUT IF YOU DO MAYBE YOULL GET SOME BETTER SCENCE INTO YOUR HEAD. BUT I DO AGREE THAT JOHN IS HORRIBLEEEEEEEEE. YOUR RIGHT ON THAT ONE.HIS READ HEAD ITS LIKE HE NEEDS TO SHAVE IT. THEVERMIND ON THAT ONE. SO AMERICA WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. JESE. JOHN IS THE ONE THAT SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME A LONG TIME AGO. VOTE FOR JPL. YEAH!!
Me: Ohhh, so slapping myself -- that's what it's going to take for me to magically learn to love JPL? Got it. I knew there had to be violence involved.
JON PETE LOUIS IS THE BEST......I THINK HE SHOULD WIN......HES IS MY 1 AND ONLY IDOL..HE SHOULD WIN..ALL YOU GAY PPL THAT THINK HE SUCKS....LOOK AT THE REST OF THE PPL..GO JPL..I LOVE YOU JON PETER LOUIS
Me: Classic stupid-people defense: If you don't like who I like then you must be gay. Obviously. And if you love the guy so much, why can't you spell his last name?
i love yu! lol... Jon left on american idle today and it was SOO wrong!! jon .. if your reading this .. i think jon stevens should have left! He's soo bad!! jon your the BEST dancer and you have the coolest personality, and your voice is amazing, and yur funny .. why shouldn't you be the american idle? i know your friends with the rest of the finalists .. but they aren't as good as you.. your always gonna be my favorite! :o) i just wanna tell you .. PLEASE dont stop singing!! if you can make the top 8 on american idle .. your obviously very talented and there's no reason that you shouldnt keep on singing. because i'll keep on listening!! :oD !!
Me: I have no idea why he shouldn't be the American Idle. Anyone? Anyone...?
Oh... yeah... cuz he got kicked off...
Well, that's a good enough reason for me, how about you?
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