La la la. Once again we bring you a recap of an exciting episode of American Idol. Tonight's show started out okay (there was Eric) and started slipping downhill almost immediately (there went Eric...). And through my tears and screams of rage I was able to take a few screencaps, just to give those of you who missed tonight's episode an idea of, well, what you missed. "Hi, I've taken over for Ryan Seacrest as the host for American Idol! Welcome to the show!" "What the f---? Yo, Paula, Simon -- wake up, something freaky's happening on stage." "Hmmm?" "What?" "Some girl's up on stage saying she's the new host. SECURITY! Anyone seen Ryan?" "I have! I saw him earlier... it's a long story, really, but here goes... ... I was, like, singing to him... ... and then I was all, like, "Ryan, I've loved you since the first time I saw you... ... and then he was all EW! Auuuugh! And he ran away for some odd reason." "Greeeat, so what you're saying now is that the show comes on in five minutes and Ryan's gone?" "Errrr... yeah. Is that a problem?" Be sure to tune in next time, when Katie Webber gets a judges' wildcard pick and American Idol goes to hell in a handbasket! Woohoo! Leave a message in the guestbook to comment on this article. :) (c)2004 AlligatorJuice.com