"Well, folks, I'm back. Kind of a long story about why I didn't host the show last night. I'm sure Katie gave you HER side of the story, but if you'd like to know mine..."
"She tried to kiss me! Naturally I was emotionally traumatized by the incident... but after a long talk with Brian Dunkleman, I realize I've got it a lot better than some other people out there... so I'm choosing to live and let live and move on with my life...
...AND move on with my plans to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"
"Heh heh... yes, well...
"AUGH! Paula's trying to kill Simon!"
Randy: "Come on, guys, break it up... ::sigh:: why must I deal with this every friggin week?"
"Augh, I can't watch! I'm totally rooting for Paula, though...."
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