Meet Adam. He's a delusional individual who seems to believe he's God's gift to women everywhere. He was rejected on the TV series Average Joe because he was so average he was downright resistible. Now, because he was the loser, he gets his very own show, Average Joke, in which he gets to pick from a panel of delightful women, who I will now introduce to you... Alison, 25, is a personal health assistant. She hails from Buttercup, California, and wants a man who is "famous," "funny," and "buff." She admits she'll settle for one out of three. Heidi, 29, is a tax attorney from Freakly, North Carolina. She enjoys singing, dancing, and making decoupage boxes. She sincerely hopes Adam will share her love for decoupage boxes. Ziola, 26, is a former actress and twice-divorced exotic dancer from Las Vegas, Nevada. "I hope Adam will be husband number three," she says, "because the first two were named Adam and I'd kind of like to stick with tradition, you know?" Kira, 19, is the baby of the bunch, but hopes her fake boobs will convince Adam she's not fooling around. Or that she'd like to. With him. Or with anything that moves. Lisa B., 30, thinks Adam is "the most attractive man on the face of the planet." Which planet, we do not know, and we did not ask. Stacie, 20, wants to be a neurosurgeon when she grows up, but first she needs to get her G.E.D. "If I marry Adam, though, I'll get to be rich and stuff and he can just, like, take care of me and I won't have to be a neurosurgeon and that'd be okay," she says. Jaqui, 27, recently came off a painful relationship and wants a man who can make her laugh. We predict that if monkeys at the zoo make Jaqui laugh, so will Adam. Lisa M., 24, has been a contestant on three reality shows to date and came "this close" to being selected for Survivor: Pearl Islands. "I'm so glad I was finally chosen for something," she says, "even if it did have to be this." Steffi, 21, Tivo-ed every single episode of Average Joe and is the webmaster of Adam Unlimited, an unofficial Adam website. She denies allegations that she's been peeking in his bedroom window and insists the numerous photos on her website were supplied by a "mysterious benefactor." Which of these specimen will steal Adam's heart? Does Adam have a heart? Find out, on the next exciting episode of Average Joke! Leave a message in the guestbook to comment on this article. :) (c)2004 AlligatorJuice.com Disclaimer: The events depicted on this webpage are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is completely coincidental.