It's week 2 in the Brotherly Idolizer house, and things are really starting to heat up...
Yes, yes, ha ha. Well, here are some of the more exciting moments from the past few days in the Idolizer house...
As you know, Constantine and Mikalah performed on their other show, American Idol, Tuesday night. Constantine sang "I Think I Love You" and Mikalah sang "Who the Hell Cares?" After Wednesday's repeat-o-rama AI episode, Constantine and Mikalah came home, passed out on the floor, and had dreams about their performances. Below we have provided you their exact thoughts.
::I hate myself::
::There's no way I can lose! I enjoy dreaming about me. Oh look, there I am!::At long last, Thursday rolled around, and Mikalah was given the old boot. Sufficed to say, she was stunned. Shocked. Horrified. And yet she took it rather well.
"Ha ha. You lost." *Sniff*A few days later...
"I watched The Amazing Race the other day." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah. And man, you guys are sure asses on that show." "Thanks. We just did what we had to do. We brought it." "No, seriously... you were awful. I can't believe the way you act on there... it makes me sick, man."
"Thanks!" "It's not a compliment, you... freaks of nature! I hope your team loses! I hope you fall into a pit of crocodiles and die. I hope you fall into an ocean of sharks and get bitten to death and die. I hope you fall into quicksand and get sucked under and..." "Joke's on you, fool. We already taped the show. Obviously we're here right now, so obviously we did not get eaten by sharks or crocodiles or quicksand." "Yeah. So ha ha on you!" "Hey, so did you guys win the Amazing Race race, or what?" "That's highly classified information." "Yeah. CBS said that if we tell, they won't pay for our wedding." "You two are getting married? Gawd, please don't procreate." "What's that mean?" "It means Rob + Amber = EW." "Constantine, you're so adorable!!! Hey, so Rob and Amber, did you guys win the Amazing Race race?" "Seriously. We can't tell you, so stop asking." "But that's so unfair, I mean... you guys know that I'M not going to win American Idol!" "Uh, because you were kicked off like three days ago, WE KNOW." "So, since you know about ME, I should get to know about YOU. It's only fair!" "No." "Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee?" "No." "I'll *whisperwhisperwhisper* if you tell me." "You conniving ho!"
*bitchslap* *reciprocal bitchslap* "Stop!" "As hilarious as all this IS, yeah... seriously, stop. Amba... Mikalah didn't say she wanted my bod... though she should have because, well, look at me. Nah, she just said she'd give me a cookie." "That's code for--" "No, it isn't. The Girl Scouts came by earlier and she bought a box of Thin Mints. I had one earlier." "Oh. Sorry I pulled your hair, Mikalah." "Yeah, fine, sorry I scratched your face." "Nice apology you guys. Okay so are we all friends now?" "Awwww. FRIENDS! <3 <3 <3! So Rob, did you guys win the Amazing Race?"Later...
"I know you're secretly doing it with Mikalah!" "First of all -- gross!! And second of all -- no, I'm not." "You're a liar! That's it, I'm calling the wedding off." "Fine. Ain't like we's paying for it, anyway!!" "Fine!!" "FINE THEN!!!"
Well, folks, it looks like there's trouble in scaridise! Come back soon to find out what'll happen on the next horrifying episode of Brotherly Idolizer!
Update: We regret to inform you that Brotherly Idolizer has been cancelled due to low ratings. REALLY low ratings. Fewer than 0 people watched it. So what this means is... the show will no longer be filmed or aired. But the contestants are still living in the Brotherly Idolizer house. In fact, we've locked them in there and oh whoops, where IS that key?
Such a shame.
3/27/05
Last Updated: 4/15/05
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