The basic premise is this: Man and woman explain to the audience that they hold the world record for the most number of babies in one birth -- 22, to be exact. These kids are now roughly 11 years old and are adorable little ruffians who like rassling and good TV.
Basic problems with this commercial:
1. Not only is 22 babies at once not possible, but this world is overpopulated to a point that I don't think it's even funny to joke about overdosing on your fertility drugs.
2. It makes no sense. Yes, Comcast offers lots of choices and will suit the interests of 28 different people (two parents, 22 11-year-olds, and the 4 "other kids" they claim to have), but never all of them at once. They have one friggin TV! Oh sure, well, the parents get their own, so two. (They must be rich.)
3. It's stupid.
So anyway, here's the commercial...
"Hi. We're special. We're in a book."
"Where are we...? Oh yes, here."
"Humans most closely resembling rabbits. That's us!"
"We're just so proud."
"Let's show the nice folks at home our children."
"Splendid idea!"
"I know we said we have 26 kids. But due to budget constraints and union regulations, we can't show you more than three at a time. But we can show you our dog."
"I hate this f-ing family."
"Hey, honey, let's try for 27."
::RING RING::
"Oh, who could THAT be? Hello? Grandma Doris!"
"Hello, son. Am I interrupting anything?"
Grandma Doris saves the day yet again, not long before asking the family over for her famous ribs.
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