Morgan, the fuzzy brown bear, has been pretty busy lately. This Alphaville
native has recently gone into partnership with her buddy Samantha Jones to
create a clothing boutique shaped like a big pink bikini. When she's not
taking naps in one of the bikini bra cups, Morgan is romping around town,
checking out various locations, meeting new people and animals, and basically
just being a bear.
The summer nights have been wonderful to Morgan, as her social life has improved
greatly in recent weeks. She has met some very interesting bears, for one thing.
Take this black bear, for example. In typical Morgan fashion, she can't remember
this guy's name... but the fling was fun while it lasted.
And meet Fur Face...
He stepped on Morgan's paws a few times, but was otherwise one hell of a
dance partner.
Morgan loves excitement, and there's been plenty of that lately at a little
establishment called Creative Cash. Here, people and bears can write stories
or paint to earn money. After each finished task, one may take a guess at the combo
of a vault. Anyone who gets the right combo gets a bunch of money. The rules, which
clearly state that each person/bear is to have just one turn after each task, are
printed in bold on a sign in front of the vault, and detailed in CC's property
description. If you take two turns, or take a turn without having just done a task,
you're in trouble...
The owners of the place, who are always keeping a sharp eye on the vault door, will
immediately block in any rule-breakers and move the vault door to another wall. They
will not let the person out. Ever. The person's only option is to exit the lot
completely. Cheaters beware! The funny thing is, most of these rule-breakers put up
a big fuss about being trapped... you'd think they would feel ashamed and exit the
premises quickly, but no...
Here are some snapshots Morgan took of other offenders...
Now, it is important to note that Morgan doesn't just come across really
dumb people in Alphaville. Sometimes, she comes across...
... people like this. Here we have Mr. Soprano. He'll show up at your lot while
you're having a contest and proceed to help you keep order by accusing everyone
on your property of cheating. Naturally, this does nothing but improve the mood
of everyone nearby and increase your lot's popularity tenfold. Don't even think
about hosting a contest without checking Mr. Soprano's availability first.
Lastly, Morgan is always looking for new places to visit. Occasionally, she'll come
across a place that just looks super groovy... from the air. Always one to gravitate
toward colorful and shiny objects, Morgan has found favor with the following designs...
'NoThInG proudly boasts Spongebob on its roof.
Mech on Deck looks like a ship from above. Ships, of course, remind Morgan
of pirates, which remind her of Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp. ;)
Morgan wonders: is Apple Mall paying homage to the food or to the computer company?
Finally, Morgan is amused by both the roof and the property description of Courtyard Resurrections.
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