

In December 2000, I purchased a little game called The Sims. Soon after,
I procured some of the expansion packs and had myself a good ol' time. I made
cute little people and gave them cool houses, nice furniture, good jobs, and
precious little children.
And when that got boring...

...I killed them.
Hey, I'm not ashamed to admit that, over the past year or so, I've taken
a few creative liberties with my Sims. Makes things more interesting.
And there's plenty to do, thanks to the irreplacable "move_objects on" cheat.
You can put your Sims almost anywhere... and take pictures! Here are a few
snapshots from AJ's own, private collection.

George, distraught over the recent combustion of his wife, Lindie,
is pleased to discover that she has come back from the dead... even
if she is a little green, now...

Zombie Lindie takes a bath.

"I know you're nimble, I know you're quick. We've established
that. Now could you please stop jumping over me?"

Keare and Saegel are working on their new yoga positions. I think...

Saegel comes to terms with the fact that she can be a little
bull-headed at times.

Keare's massage therapist, Kenny, is sensing some tension in Keare's
back today...

Kenny loses his patience... er, patient.

"Get away from me!!"

"What do you mean you're not relaxed?"

Just another Saturday night at the Johnsons'

"Are you telling me you built a death trap out of a DeLorean?"
9/10/03
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