The insanity all began when the producers of Survivor sent out a tree mail to each tribe, telling them of their newest immunity challenge: "Win the Love of Jeff Probst."
The tree mail read:
Jeff's a lonely guy, you see,
And so we ask, by mail of tree
For people of eligibility
To groom* and then woo Jeffrey P.
At dusk on the day numb'ring three,
Jeff will look at all of thee
And choose the one that he does see
As being the best and most worthy.
The tribe of said chosen queen bee
Will surely be granted immunity
The other tribe will have no glee --
To tribal council they must flee.
*THEMSELVES
It was a little strange, the contestants thought initially, but they soon decided that if immunity was at stake, they'd have to start grooming and wooing.
"They've got to be kidding. Me? Woo Jeff? Please."
"I hope Jeff picks me!"
"I love Jeff... he's so dreamy...."
"Gotta make myself look sexy for Jeff."
"I wonder if Jeff is turned off by tattoos?"
"Hissssss... stay away from my man!"
"NO WAY! You heard Jeff likes Jerri? Oh my gawd, if Jeff doesn't pick me, I'll just die!"
Finally, the time drew near for Jeff to make his selection...
"Come on, choose old Tom."
"I'm going to have to go with... Alicia."
"What?"
"NOOOOO!!!!"
Of course, Amber wasn't the only one upset.
"Aw, cheer up Kathy. There's always next time..."
Meanwhile, back at camp, the losing tribe strategized about who they should kick out. Lex and Shii-Ann devised a secret code using sign language. Here Lex is saying...
"N"
"W"
"Again"
Obviously, what he's saying here is... well, actually, I haven't got a clue.
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