What does a bear do when she's bored? Ask her friend to bench press her, of course. And when the bear hits "reject," she goes flying back into whatever household object might be near. Painful? Yes. But mostly it's just really funny... "Okay, Morgan -- it's safe to come out, now!" "What does it look like I'm doing?" "Happy couple my ass... I shall eat you! Mwahaha." "Has anyone seen my pink bow?" "Do I disconnect the red wire... or the blue one?" "Please, can I sleep in just a few more minutes?" "I'm looking for my dignity." "Morgan, we can see your tail." "Dammit!" "I slipped..." "OMG! Put her down! How many Simoleons do you want? Just put the bear down!" Leave a message in the guestbook to comment on this article. :) (c)2004 AlligatorJuice.com