The insanity continues...
Okay. It's been roughly a week since we last brought you news on the crazy welcome house that IS You're Welcome. It's funny because the day after I uploaded that feature, we made it to #1 on the welcome list!
Well, who knows how long it'll last. Let's just say it felt good. And being #1 meant we got even more weirdo IMs and visitors than we did when we were #2! So let's take a moment and look back on the fun that has occured in the past week, here at YW...
First off, we got a visit from a girl who can only be described as Ashley: The Sequel, aka Mena. Her profile claimed she was 13 years old. First thing she did was started hitting on one of our other visitors, whose profile clearly stated that he was 28. Or was she hitting on me? I couldn't really tell...
Yes, I was officially going, "Huh??" at this point. Meanwhile, let it be said that Mena wanted money.
Almost felt bad for her. But she called me babe. So forget that!
Another interesting guest we had was this guy...
Let it be known that someone who's name must not be mentioned really hates it when people list "ugly" people (be it guys or girls) as their turn-offs. So naturally this guy's profile rubbed her the wrong way, and when he started to get on her nerves, she kicked him off the lot. Afterwards, she felt kind of bad about it, and told me I could let the guy back if I wanted -- that she'd just put him on ignore. And, you know, I might have, had he not almost immediately msged me with:
Okay, okay -- so I shouldn't have called him an assmop... whateverthehell that is. But it really made me mad that he was calling me a bitch when I'd had nothing to do with kicking him. To think I would have let him back in! You ruined that notion, pal. Anyway, I thought I could just kind of ignore his IMs (believe it or not, I have a helluva time putting people on ignore anymore because I have too many people on there right now, and TSO has limits on bookmarks/ignores. Can you believe that?? With all the spammers out there?? Ugh!) But the converstaion, thanks to Joe, just had to continue...
After that friendly little exchange, he left me alone. And now he is on ignore.
These next two guys came by just today. First the robot came, and started saying weird, random things like "boobs" and "brests" (yeah, spelled like that.) I politely asked him to cut out the childish profanity filter crap, a request that he didn't seem to comprehend. Well, then this other guy comes by... I'm going to leave his name out of it since he seemed... sort of... nice enough... kind of... This guy, who I'll refer to as Rick, started talking to the robot and for some odd reason got the impression that the robot was a female. It might have had something to do with the fact that the robot proposed to Rick. I guess it was an honest mistake... and he even asked the robot his gender, but got no response.
At any rate, Rick soon started to suspect the truth, because I got this IM from him...
And after that, it was the funniest damn thing because Rick actually managed to convince the robot to get into bed with him, just to see if he was female or male. Well, folks, you guessed it...
The robot saw that he'd been tricked into revealing his gender and was absolutely furious.
So, folks, let this be a lesson to us all -- always be upfront and honest about your gender and sexual preferences to the people you choose to propose to in TSO. :)
Now, I have to tell ya, being high up on the Top 100 list, we are prime targets for mafia miscreants. They come in droves, always eager to let us know that they are the Godfather of such-and-such and that their family will annihilate our family if we disrespect them, and so on. On January 15th, sometime before 5:45 p.m. my time (which is when I saved the screen caps to my harddrive), we got this guy who came in and asked all these questions about money and recreating. Then he goes on to say that he wants to recreate, so he's going to give us some money. I tell him we're fine on money, but he insists, so finally I relent...
Okay, so I was a little pissed at first, but as the week went on, the whole thing began to amuse me more and more. Now, I didn't know if he was going to come back on the 21st or the 22nd -- "exactly" seven days would have been the 22nd, sometime in the late afternoon by my watch. I tell my friends to expect this guy (as a new, recreated Sim), but... he doesn't come. I'm a little sad. I lose hope. But then, the next day, the 23rd, around 7pm my time, he comes. And I give him just a little bit of hell. Juuust a little.
Kat Shyer: hey
Don Giovanni: whats up?
Kat Shyer: I am currently watching tv, drinking lemonade, and cleaning out my keyboard.
Don Giovanni: Thats nice, I'm thinking about money
Kat Shyer: As am I. I have none. :(
Don Giovanni: Can I have my money back?
(At this point I'm screaming sweet laughterous things at everyone in the house going "He's back! My mafia guy's back!")
Kat Shyer: I gave it to Sotaro
Don Giovanni: I gave you $3500 to hold, can I have it back? (Is he polite or what?)
Don Giovanni: remember now?
Kat Shyer: Nope, never seen you before
Don Giovanni: Not ME, my other self
Don Giovanni: Magnaccio
Kat Shyer: Dude! MAG!
Don Giovanni: lol
Kat Shyer: I have been waiting and waiting but you know what?
Don Giovanni: whats up!
Kat Shyer: You told me on the 15th that you'd be back in 7 days
Don Giovanni: not counting that day
Don Giovanni: lol u gave the money away?
Kat Shyer: Now I look at my calendar and see that it's been 8... oh yes 9 if you count that day
Don Giovanni: different time zone
(Hmmkay)
Kat Shyer: Man you lacked the specifics and that really worried me
Don Giovanni: huh?
Kat Shyer: I told all my friends about you and we put out balloons the other day for your arrival and you never showed up
Later...
Don Giovanni: Listen up, do you want to join my Mafia family?
Kat Shyer: ha, no
Don Giovanni: Big money in the long run
Don Giovanni: sweet deal
(Just out of curiosity, what the heck is a 'godfater'? Does that have
something to do with Greek mythology?)
All right, okay, I gave him his damn money back. Hell, I didn't want it. But I will know better in the future not to accept money from anyone. And yes, his ass is now banned.
Before I go, I leave you with some caps of a convo with this guy...
Funny how he left me alone after that... ;)
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